I’ve been slowly (but surely) making my way into this killer deal of a position here at the League of Extraordinary Penpals. I entry-leveled as the janitor and almost immediately I was promoted to Janitor in Chief.
Julie’s son drew this picture of me. While I’m rather fond of the entire drawing, I’m particularly fascinated with the hands. It makes me feel like I can do anything with them. As it turns out, I’m really great at things like changing the litter, sweeping, doing the dishes, and taking out the trash.
In between my remedial, yet ever so important custodial duties, I managed to contribute a few tasks of substance in the League. I’m pretty sure this impressed the boss. (Maybe playing with her hair and the massage helped too.) So today I am proud to come to you as the official Superhero Sidekick Assistant (SSA) of the LEP.
I’m super excited to be here and if there’s anything I can do to make your LEP experience better then please let me know. You can send me a message on Facebook or send an email to: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Denise (AKA Washipocalypse)