Friday, September 5, 2014

What? You're not a LEP member?


Wait. We need to talk.

So you're reading this, but you're not a LEP member.

(If you are, please give yourself a pat on the back, a gold star and a piece of chocolate. You can go back to the Facebook group to talk about boobs with Michael, or start working on your coded letter.)

Alright, we're alone now. The LEP members are gone, so no one will attack you with washi tape. (Some LEPeeps can be rather enthusiastic with the washi. I promise they're not trying to hurt you, they just want to share.)

So let me ask you... *whispering* Why aren't you a member yet? (Oh, why am I whispering? Well, I don't want to embarrass you. Someone might be listening. I don't want people to judge you for your lack of LEPness or LEPtitude, that's all.)

You know all the cool kids are LEP members, right?

You know we're all having fun in our private Facebook group?

You know we'll be celebrating 400 members this month?

Would you like to be one of them? One of us?

Well you can! It's not too late! You can still turn to the light! We have cookies... and free stationery!

Yes, you read that right. We have FREE STATIONERY!

The next 34 (my age!) people who subscribe for a 12 month LEP membership will receive a free pack of stationery (we have lined and unlined sheets), as well as a personalized membership card. You pay $30, you get to be a LEP member for a full year, and you receive 25 sheets of writing paper. It doesn't get better than that!



And if you're not quite ready to take the plunge yet, and you'd prefer to test the waters first, good news! The next 38 (Denise's age!) people who subscribe for a 1 month LEP membership will receive a free pack of postcards as well as a personalized membership card. You pay $5, you get 5 postcards, and you get to see if the LEP is for you. You can cancel at any time, so there's no risk at all!


So you too can be a LEP member now. Bravo!

Julie,
AKA Super Sushi
xox

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